SMS JOKES

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.

Thought of today:
Apni jubaan se hamesha itne meethe shabd bolo ki..
Agar kabhi wapas bhi lene pade to khud ko kadwe na lage.

Khuda ke bad tera naam lia maine,
Kya pata tujhe kitna yaad kia maine,
Kash sun sakte tum Dhadkan meri,
Har sans ko tere naam se jiya maine.

People say that..
“No Sorry and No Thanks
In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!

As one photo negative can create unlimited numbers of positive prints.
Sameway, All negative experience in life can create unlimited positive results.

Mobile is Life,
Sim card is Love,
Balance is Parents,
Friend is Battery..

So If there is no friends
Life will become switch off.

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

POTA: Bachcha kese paida hota hai?
DADA: Aasman se pari aati hai aur maa ke pet mein rakh deti hai.
POTA: DADDU, Wo suhagrat wala system khatam ho gaya kya?

Hum ruth jaye to manane ka wada kiya tha,
Hum dur jaye to bulane ka wada kiya tha,
Aaj palko pe aansu bhar diye usne,
Jisne zindagi bhar hasane ka wada kiya tha.

Rishto ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dost ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.