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Ladkiyo ka real fact

Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!




Husband Calls up Hotel Manager

Husband: (Calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast,
I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.
Husband: Arre Kameene! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue. :D




Gandhiji Funny SMS

Dear friends, for 2nd Oct
I am collecting Gandhiji’s Photos.
I need your help..
Ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke
notes hain sab mujhe bhej do.
I JUST LOVE BAPU




Girl calls a boy

A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai..!!
Aa jaao, Aish karenge!!!

Boy (shocked): Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry! Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya! :lol:




Awesome message by a True Boyfriend

Awesome message by a True Boyfriend:
She broke my heart, I broke her

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Iphone 6

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Baaki khud hisaab laga lo
kaun Zyada roya hoga..!! :D




Mere Vichar

Mere Vichar

Dawaa to har koi deta hain..
Bas Dua koi nahi deta..

Dard sabhi Mehsus karte hain,
Par koi kisi ka Hamdard nahi banta..




3 Chize Zindagi me ek baar milti hain

3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain-
1. MAA-BAP
2. WAQT
3. DOST

3 CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ kar uthao-
1. KADAM
2. KASAM
3. KALAM

3 CHIZE SOCH kar karo-
1. PYAR
2. BAAT
3. FAISALA

3 CHIZE kisi ka INTZAR nahi karti-
1. MOUT
2. WAQT
3. UMAR

3 CHIZE CHHOTI na samjho-
1. KARZ
2. FARZ
3. RISHTA

3 CHIZE humesha DARD deti hai-
1. DHOKA
2. GARIBI
3. YAADE

3 CHIZO se humesha aap KHUSH rahenge-
1. GOD
2. FAMILY and
3. DOSTI
Ye sms DIL khol ke forward karo…!!!




Whatsapp ek masti hai

Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai :D




8 baate 8 baato ko khatm kar deti hai

8 baate 8 baato ko khatm kar deti hai:

1 Sorry – Galti ko.
2 Dukh – Zindagi ko.
3 Gussa – Rishte ko.
4 Jhuth – Vishwas ko.
5 Saath – Gam ko.
6 Dhokha – Pyaar ko.
7 Facebook – Career ko
8 Whats app – Time ko.




One spelling mistake can destroy your life

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:
I’m having a wonderful time
wish you were her (here). :D




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