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Husband wife fight funny sms

How various wifes fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot’s wife:
Zyada udo mat

Teacher’s wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao

Painter’s wife:
Thobda rang dungi

Dhobi’s wife:
Dho dungi

Actor’s wife:
Naatak mat karo

Dentist’s wife:
Daat tod dungi

CA’s wife:
Hisaab se raho

Engineer’s wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect’s wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person’s wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi.




Duble Meaning Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???




Duble Meaning Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???




Petrol Sms, Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam

Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….

Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI




American boy to Mom

American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!




Sad Barish Shayari, Suna hai barish

Suna hai barish usko bhi pasand hai,
Wo bhi meri tarhan barasti bundon ko hathon main samayte leti hai,
Suna hai Phool usko bhi pasand hain,
Wo bhi meri tarhan phoolon se ghanton batain karti rehti haai,
Suna hai chand usko bhi pasand hai,
Wo bhi meri tarhan raat raat bhar ushe takti rehti hai,
Suna hai tanhai usko bhi pasand hai,
Wo bhi meri tarhan?????.
Par wo tanha beth kar kis ko sochti hai?
Sari batain sachi hain magar
Ye bhi sach hai
Main jo uss k bare main har baat ki khabar rakhta hu,
Ye bhi janta hon k uss ki sochon ka mahwar main nahi.




Barsaat Shayari, Kaisi Beeti Raat

Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna,
Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna,
Kaisay Uthay Badaal Or Kahan Takraye,
Kaisi Hui Barsaat Kissi Se Mat Kehna.




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Tabdeeli jab bhi ati hai mausam ki adaoun main,
Kissi ka youn badal jana, bohat he yaad ata hai.


Phir usi ki yaad main dil beqarar hai,
Bichard ke jis se huyi shehar shehar roswayi.


Kaise bhula doon usko main,
Maut insanon ko aati hai, yaadon ko nahi.


Wo pathar dil sahi lakin hamara bhi ye daawa hai
Hamari muhabbat jinhein choo le wo pathar bhi dharakna seekh jate hain.


Mein tujh ko bhool chuka, Lekin ek umar ke baad,
Tera khayaal kiya tha ke chot ubhar aayi.


Hum ne ik baat ki jodai ki,
Aur us bewafa ne haad kar di.


Wohi zameen hai wohi asmaan wohi hum tum,
Sawal ye hai zamana badal gea kaise.


Nazar un ki zaban un ki tajab hai k is par bhi,
Nazar kuch aur kehti hai zaban kuch aur kehti hai.


Meri wafa pe bhi ae dost ehtabar na kar,
Muje bhi teri tarah sub se piar karna hai.


Bewafayi ki intehaa kar de,
Ta key maloom ho wafaa kya hai.




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Yeh inayatein ghazab ki, yeh bala ki maharbani,
Meri khairiyat bhi poochhi, kisi or ki zubani.


Toot k chahna or phir toot jana,
Baat choti hai magar bohut gahree hai.


Jaa tujhe tere haal pe chora,
Is se behter teri saza bhi kya hai.


Tum laut k ane ka takalluf mat karna,
Hum ek mohabbat ko do baar nahi karte.


Toot kar reh gaya hai rishta apna,
Ek muddat hoi dekha nahi chehra apna.


Wo mujh mein ghul mil gayi hai laikin,
Abhi talak mujh se ajnabi hai.




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Wo apni zindagi main hogaye masroof itna,
Wo kis kis ko bhool gaya use ye bhi yaad nahi.


Phir se nikleingay talash-e-zindagi mein,
Dua karna is bar koi bewafa na miley.


Dhondo ge ujhre rishton main wafa k khazane,
Tum mere baad meri mohabbat ko yaad karoge.


Mat pooch meri mohabbat ki intehaa kaha tak hai,
Tu kar le sitaam teri taaqat jahan tak hai.


Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Dekhoon to zara tu beewafa kaha tak hai.


Ek muddat se mere haal se begana hai,
Jane zalim ne kis baat ka bura mana hai.


Neend bhi mehbooba ban gayi hai,
Bewafaa raat bhar nahin aati…


Tujhe bhulane ki koshish to buhat ki aye bewafa,
Teri yaadain gulab ki wo shaakh hai jo roz mehakti hai.


Na to majburi hai koi na to lachari hai,
Bewafai teri paidayishi bimari hai.


Na raha karo udaas kisi bewafa ki yaad mein,
Wo khush hai apni duniya mein teri duniya ko ujaar kar.




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