Sms Jokes

Relationship between a boy and girl
is like the relationship between the hand and the eyes..

If the hand gets hurt, the eyes cries,
and
If the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears!

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!

Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?

Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!

That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.

Everything is Prewritten but
nothing can be Re-written in life,
So live the best and leave the rest to GOD.

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

Real one:
Have u Ever wondered.. how many thoughts.. feelings
& emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:
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Kuch nahi yaar, bas aise hi..!!

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

A boy called FM radio & said:

I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?

Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.