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1 talent test me puchha gaya

1 talent test me puchha gaya,
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Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se
kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni
wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane?




Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai

Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai
aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai,
Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai,
mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?

Doctor: KUNDI




Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali

Rocket – Rs. 90
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Bomb – Rs. 70
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Anaar – Rs. 85
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Fuljaddi – Rs. 45
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Chakri – Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420……..
It’s a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo… Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!




Bank customer service best reply

Bank customer service best reply:
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.




Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that. I have to
tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn’t said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of
them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn’t your Father..!!




Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya

Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya,
Wah Wah…
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Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya,
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Aur
Us Intazaar me Na Jane Kitno se pyar kiya,
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Wah wah …
Kya baat kya baat.




Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above




Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.




Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.




A Khubsoorat Si Ladki

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.




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