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Girl to Boy: I Love You

Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy: Hahahahaha

Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: Hahahahahahaha.

Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti.
Boy: Hahahahahahahah haha.

Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main.
Boy: Kab?
Girl: Hahahahah hahah hahaha haha haha

Boy: Kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha :D




Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai

Dukh Hamesha saath rehta hai, Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai.

Santa, please explain this in English..

Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!!




Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega

Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega..
Nhi pata..
Me batata hu..
There was a cold day..
Nhi samjhe is line ko 10 baar bolo continune samjh jaoge.. :D




A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat

A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat,
‘Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai!’

It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means ‘BeCause’!




Google Funny SMS Jokes

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!!!!




Wo yaad aaye bhulate bhulate

Wo yaad aaye bhulate bhulate,
dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chupate chupate,
sikha tha jise dekh ke muskurana,
usi ne aaj rulaya hasate hasate..




Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye

Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye,
Ankho se gire to jazbat ban jaye,
ye boond bhi kya ajeeb cheezz hai yaaron..
sahi jagah gire to parivar ban jaye
Happy global sperms Day..! :D




Wo na mile to unki yaade hi kafi hai

Wo na mile to unki yaade hi kafi hai,
dubte ko tinke ka saharaa hi kafi hai,
unke liye to jaan hum unhi deden,
bas unka ek isaara hi kafi hai.




Wo chhup kar bethe the

Wo chhup kar bethe the,
jab hume unki chah thi,
hume bhi usi waqt aani thi maut,
jis waqt unhe humari talash thi,




Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho

Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho,
Bahut Nazuk Ho Khawab Jaisi Ho,
Dil ki dhadkan main aag lagati ho,
Hothon Se Lagakar Pee Jayoon Tumhe,
Sir Se Paanv Tak Sharab Jaisi Ho.