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• Tumahri pant pichese phati hui hai
  Girl: um, suno. Guy: huh? Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai. Guy: kaho. Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do. Girl: log hasenge Guy...
• Kyon rakhaan hun main
  Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi Pata nahi kyon saare shak karde ne mere te Jad koi sukya phul mer...
• prakash utsav divas of shri guru nanak dev ji
  Let us all celebrate janam divas, prakash utsav divas of shri guru nanak dev ji.. Happy Gurpurab...
• He came at night
  He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt,...
• A friend like you is like a precious gem
  A friend like you is like a precious gem.. hard to find.. difficult to part with & treasured forever.. Happy Valentine's Day! to a special Frnd...
• Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao
  Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao Kiya Karun? Banta: "Message Sending Fail" likh ke send kar de. Santa ne aisa he kiya Aur reply aaya "Ok"...
• Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the
  Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the. BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi. Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi? BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!...
• Kyo jab bhi tuje sochti hu Barsaat hoti hai
  Kyo jab bhi tuje sochti hu Barsaat hoti hai, Baraste pani sa yaad judthi hai, Dil phir sochta hai tuje, Kya abhi bhi kuch baki hai, Har kushi hai tere pass, Phir bhi kyoi uda...
• When u give importance to people
  Reality: When u give importance to people, they think that u r always Free. But They dont understand that u make urself available for them Every time....
• Still awake
  " 12 " . 9 !/ 3 " . 6 . " . " 12 " . 9 !_ 3 " . 6 . " . " 12 " . 9 _! 3 " . 6 . " still awake? Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!!...