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• Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do
  Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do. Ladki: TAMATAR khao. Bhikari: Roti dedo. Ladki: TAMATAR khao. Bhikari: Lao TAMATAR dedo. Ladkiki maa: Ye totli kehti hai KAMAKAR khao...
• Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de
  Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de, magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge.. Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai....
• To live a life i need heartbeat
  To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS...
• TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR
  TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY.......
• Nothing in this world
  Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you"re my darling wife (Husband). Happy Annivers...
• Do I love you because you’re beautiful
  Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you?...
• Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye
  Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reor...
• Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein
  Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, Raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubark ho aapko, 2011 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein...
• Girl to Boy: Kya kar rahe ho!
  Girl: Kya kar rahe ho. Boy: Makhiyan maar raha hoon. Girl: Kitni mari. Boy: 5, 3 male & 2 Female. Girl: Kaise pata. Boy: 3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par ...
• Ur a flower in english
  Ur a "flower" in english In sanskrit "pushp" In arabi "zuhra" In urdu "gul" Don't b so happy,  b'coz in hindi ur a "FOOL"...