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• Ye Duniya Badi Zaalim Hai
  Ye Duniya Badi Zaalim Hai. . . . . . . . . . . Jaanede, Tere Scroll Karnese Nahi Badlegi Tu Apna Kaam Kar....
• Select one dish
  Select one dish, i'll tell you the relation b/w you and me? 1-Seekh Kabab 2-Kaleji 3-Karhai 4-Qorma 5-Tikka 6-Kabab 7-Biryani 8-Roll Paratha 9-Daal?? Tell me your answe...
• Sard mausam ka maazaaj kitna alag sa hai
  Sard mausam ka maazaaj kitna alag sa hai, Tanha raat main intazaar kitna alag sa hai, Dhund bani naqab, aur chupa lia sitaron ko, Unki tanhaai ka ab ehsas kitna alag sa hai...
• Boy: I am not rich like rohit
  Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.....
• Aate bade dhoom se ganpati ji
  Aate bade dhoom se ganpati ji, jaate bade dhoom se ganpati ji, aakhir sabse pahale aakar, hamare dilon me bas jate ganpati ji. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!!!...
• Rule of boys
  Rule of boys: "Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..!!"...
• Here is my heart
  Here is my heart, It is yours so take it, Treat it gently, plz do not break it, Its full of love thats good & true, So plz keep it always close 2u. Happy Valentine's Day...
• En risto ko u hi banaye rakhna
  En risto ko u hi banaye rakhna.. Dil mein yadon ke chirag jalaye rakhna.. Bhut pyara safar raha 2011 ka.. Ek hissa mera 2012 mein bhi bnaye rakhna.. Happy New year 2012...
• CHIPKALI ko ubaal ker dhoop me sukha ker
  CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to... . . suna hai... ULTI aa jati hai :D :p...
• Socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge
  Socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge, socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge, kambkhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli...