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• Calling me FAKE won’t make you REAL
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• We gain and lose things every day
  We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!...
• May This Navratri
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• Jinke man me SHRI RAM hai
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• Question Paper of a 5th Class Boy
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• You are The Best Brother
  You can understand the things I never said. You can understand the pain which is not visible to anyone. You Are The Best Brother..! Happy Bhai Dooj To You..!!...
• To the whole world
  To the whole world you are somebody.... but to somebody you are the whole world...
• Main kabhi batlata nai Bar mein daily jata hu main maa
  Main kabhi batlata nai Bar mein daily jata hu main maa. yun to main dikhlata nahi Daru pee ke roz ata hu main maa. tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa meri maa... Theke par yu na c...
• This Summer It has crossed 45 degree
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