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• Monday went on Tuesday
  Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday......
• 1 best thing in life
  1 best thing in life is when sum1 special gets angry with u & say, I'll never talk2u still the person comes back 2u just to inform m still angry :)...
• After making love
  After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty? Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!...
• Kya bharosa Mobile ka Battery ka
  Kya bharosa Mobile ka Battery ka Charger ka Network ka Balance ka Life ka Time ka Is Liye Meri Taraf Se Advance Mein *HAPPY NEW YEAR*...
• Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi
  Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi, Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi, Pyar hua to vo paheli thi, 2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala.. Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi....
• Ager es sms ko poora padh loge kuch bann jaoge!
  Ager es sms ko poora padh loge kuch bann jaoge..! . . . . . . . Bann gaye na Chutiya :D...
• 24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day
  24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month But 1 sweet friend Like u helps to make 1 sweet life...
• Sumtimes in Life
  Sumtimes in Life, V think v don't need anyone; But sumtimes V won't have anyone wen V need sumone. So have the best one's always with You! ...
• Express train kitne baje hai
  Man- Express train kitne baje hai? TT- 9 Baje Man- Local? TT- 1 Baje Man- Malgadi? TT- 12 Baje TT- Jana Kahan Hai? Man- Kahin nahi, bas Patri Par Poti Karni Hai. :D...
• Keep the lamp of friendship
  keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!...