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• Don’t expect anything from life
  Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When you dont expect, every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings happiness....
• A memory lasts forever
  A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye....
• Agar afsos hai ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta
  Agar afsos hai Ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta, To 1 kam karo 1 ghante toilet me beth jao Koi na koi bahar apka intzar zarur krega :D...
• Teacher class mein apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli
  Teacher class mein apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli ole ale... mela beta duddu pi k doctor banega. Student- Madam thoda hame bhi pila do, Medical store hi khol lenge....
• There is a messages 4u
  There is a messages 4u. scroll down for it. . . . . . . . . I care u.. Hope Your Valentine's Day is as special as you are to me!...
• Stealing the blue
  Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have fram...
• Manzil to mil hi jayegi, Bhatak kar hi sahi
  Today's most impressive lines for success: Manzil to mil hi jayegi, Bhatak kar hi sahi..!! Gumraah to wo hai, Jo ghar se nikle hi nahi..!!...
• Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile to
  Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile to, Samajh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi aur maang chuka hai, Isse kya hai na bezzati kam feel hoti hai....
• Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover before the die
  Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover b4 the die, I wish2donate my blood to her, so that at least my blood could enter her HEART where i could not!...
• Best From School Times
  Best From School Times: If u Have Ever Used One WHOLE Eraser.. Without Losing It.. Seriously.. I Salute You!!...