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• MAKAYA
  MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI...
• In soft gleaming night of stars
  In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true, May every star of ever night, Bring love-n-joy 2u, *Happy Birthday 2u*...
• Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day
  Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day.. Send This MSg 2 ALL ur Beesharam Frensz.. So That They Get Sharam As Soon As Possible .. I Done My Job :)...
• Akal badi ki bhais
  PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu....
• When u give importance to people
  Reality: When u give importance to people, they think that u r always Free. But They dont understand that u make urself available for them Every time....
• Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
  Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi? Beti- B.B.A Karungi. Papa- Wat is BBA! Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!...
• Santa on an interview for
  Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate....
• Uski yaad mein dil majboor ho gaya
  Uski yaad mein dil majboor ho gaya, bewafai karna uska dastoor ho gaya, kasoor uska nahi mera hai.. Humne PAYAR hi itna kiya ki usko GUROOR ho gaya!...
• Girl friend aisi ho ..!!
  Aaj ka uttam vicchhar Girl friend aisi ho.. Jo 10 logon ke beech mein khadi ho sake, Aisi nahi jise dekh ke.. 10 logon ka khada ho jaaye.. :D...
• I am in hospital now
  I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS....