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• You Can Control Ur Breath
  You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death, U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife, U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur "Loose Motion"...
• innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
  wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to ...
• Parwah karne waLe aksar ruLa jate hai
  Parwah karne waLe aksar ruLa jate hai, Apna keh kar paraya kar jate hai, Wafa jitni bhi karo koi fark nahi padta.. MUJHE MAT CHHORNA keh kar khud chhor jate hai....
• A small tip for lifetime
  A small tip for lifetime: Try to pretend your self that you are happy, slowly it becomes your habit and finally it becomes your character! ...
• Count How Many Starz r In this SMS
  Count How Many Starz r In this SMS * * * * * * * * * * Amazing Pehli bar CHANDko Sitare Ginte DekhaHai or ab Muskurate Hue B :)...
• Sounds women make during s3x
  Sounds women make during s3x. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god....
• Someone has wisely said that
  Someone has wisely said that, The heart is a fertile place, Anything planted there will grow for sure!! Doesn't matter whether its.. LOVE Or HATE!...
• Spirit of Deepavali
  Paying respects to the gods, & decorating for them the thali, This is what the occasion is all about, This is the spirit of Deepavali...
• Customer Shopkeeper Sms
  Customer: eh bakra kine da hai? Shopkeeper: 500 da. Custmr: ena sasta? Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa. Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi ptani.. Ghar pahuch ke bhokan e lag jave!!...
• Koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota
  Koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota, Kuch din baat na karane se begana nahi hota, Dosti mein duri to aati rehti hai, Par doori ka matlab bhulana nahi hota....