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• Aaj rab se mulaqat hue
  Aaj rab se mulaqat hue, Thori si aapke bare main baat hue, Mene pucha kya dost diya, Kya kismat maine payi hai, Rab ne kaha sambhal ke rakna ye meri Parchayi hai..!!...
• Maine dil k darwaje per likha “Andar Aana Mana hai”
  Maine dil k darwaje pr likha "Andar Aana Mana Hai'' Mohabbat hasti hui aayi Aur aakar Bade pyar se Boli.. "Maaf Karna.... Main to Andhi hu" :\...
• Will this bus
  Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!...
• Achchi zindagi jine ke do tarike hai
  Achchi zindagi jine ke do tarike hai 1) Jo 'PASAND' hai use 'HASSIL' karna sikh lo. Ya phir!! 2) Jo 'HASSIL' ho use 'PASAND' karna sikh lo....
• Got a problem? Solve it!
  Got a problem? Solve it! Can't stand me? Sit Down! Can't face me? Turn Around! Hate me? Even Better! Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me! Don't know me? So don't ...
• Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se
  Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan ...
• Dil kar raha hai
  Dil kar raha hai keh.... aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... kis... kis... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bi...
• Jab Girlfriend ho akeli
  Sex karo daily jab girlfriend ho akeli, Jab girlfrnd na ho akeli, to ragdo uski saheli, Jab na mile uski saheli, to "Jindabad Hatheli" BUT ENJOY DAILY...
• I Pray to God to give U
  I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI......
• May you begin this day
  May you begin this day with a smile on your fae, and with happiness for your soul to embrae. Good Morning my love...