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• After match finished, what Dhoni has said to Michael Clarke?
  After match finished, what Dhoni has said to Michael Clarke? ? Dhoni- He He Hame do bar batting mili Aur tumhe sirf ek bar wo bhi aadhi..!...
• Couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their wedding anniversary
  Couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a ... tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're ce...
• 2 pigs eating potty
  2 pigs eating potty pig 1-  Yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga. Pig 2 :  Saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat kar....
• Tumi akhon bondo
  Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear, Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near, God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear, Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear...
• A prayer from the bottom of my heart
  A prayer from the bottom of my heart.... kya dua karu mai mere apno ke liye mere khuda... Bas yahi dua hai ki mere apne kabhi kisi dua ke mohtaaj na ho..!!!...
• Happy colorful, joyful and safest Diwali
  Happy colorful, joyful and safest Diwali. Be safe on the crackers... Enjoy this festival with your friends & family Best Wishes ...
• Sooraj se achha tara koi nahi
  Sooraj se achha tara koi nahi, Jesa hai rishta hamara dusra koi nahi. Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo. Mere jaisa pyaara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!! Baisakhi Ki Shub...
• A friend like you is like a precious gem
  A friend like you is like a precious gem.. hard to find.. difficult to part with & treasured forever.. Happy Valentine's Day! to a special Frnd...
• Santa in art gallery
  Santa in art gallery: Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai? Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga... ghar ja... ye aaina hai..!!...
• Once a young boy entered a Salon then the Barber whispered
  Once a young boy entered a Salon then the Barber whispered "Just look this is the worlds most dumbest kid" and then he takes a dollar bill in his left hand and two quater in his R...