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• Some battles have to be fought alone
  Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionally attached with someone, You never know when u have to walk alone,...
• Pandit ka totta roz ek admi ko dekhta aur bolta
  Pandit ka totta roz ek admi ko dekhta aur bolta... "Aur kamine kya haal hai tera" us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne totte ko danta... Agle din jb wo admi totte ke pa...
• Stars has 5 ends
  Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end.....
• What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
  What is common b/w good friends & Valentine's? they fill the heart with love & smiles! Happy Valentine's Day to my friend who brightens up so many...
• Najaren unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya kasoor
  Najaren unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya kasoor, har waqt khushbu unki aaye to sanson ka kya kasoor, vaise to apne puch kar nahi aate, par sapne unke aaye to raaton ka kya ka...
• This Sms will Explode in 5 seconds
  This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds.... :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) "*"*"*"*"*"*" *"*"HAPPY"*"* "*"DIPAWALI"*" ....*"*"*........
• After a consult, the doctor says
  After a consult, the doctor says: I've got good news Misses Darwin Lady: Miss Darwin.... Doctor: Oh... Then I have bad news Miss Darwin....
• Eccha golo Akas cholo
  Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari, Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari, Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje, Eidar din huq Rongin ai ...
• Kash jate hue waqt ko rok pate hum,
  Kash jate hue waqt ko rok pate hum, Dosti mein bitaya her lamha jod pate hum, Na jane kitni yaade dosto ne di humein, Kash unk liye zindagi ko piche mod pate hum...
• Santa was kissing A Blank Paper
  Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai :D...