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• Teacher- what do u call a person
  Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything....
• Look I’m turning 16 soon
  Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!...
• Aaj Khuda Se Mulaqat Hui,
  Aaj Khuda Se Mulaqat Hui, Thodi Hi Sahi Pr Bat Hui, Mene aap ke bare mein pucha ye insan kesa hai? Khuda Bola- Rishta bana kr rakhna bilkul mere jesa hai!...
• I Pray to God to give U
  I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI......
• I made no resolutions for the New Year
  I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me....
• One Man Coming in Bar
  One Man Coming in Bar Man: One Vodka Price Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please? Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir Man: Wow That's Really Ch...
• On this auspicious festival of lights
  On this auspicious festival of lights, may the glow of joy, prosperity & happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead. Wishing your & your family a Very Happy Diwali & Pros...
• In future, how do i identify ur kid in a class room
  In future, how do i identify ur kid in a class room? its simple. I'll check who is erasing his Notes, when Teacher is cleaning the Black Board.. :D...
• Have A Wonderful Diwali
  As your celebrate this holy occasion, the most loving thoughts and wishes are for you... May the beauty of Diwali fill your world and your heart & may the love that is alway...
• Very Beautiful Moment?
  Very Beautiful Moment? . . . . . . . . . When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you...!!...