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• Fond thoughts are coming your way
  Fond thoughts are coming your way, We've always had a special connection, So Happy Valentine's Day!...
• Many people say that I am stone hearted
  Many people say that I am stone hearted. yes, they r right I'm stone hearted. bcoz Anything written on stone will stay 4ever..!...
• Happy bhai dooj to you brother
  Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, & thank God that it can go. Happy bhai dooj to you brother....
• Wen life changes
  Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz. u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz. I tell no lie dis is true. da world has nva seen a freind like u....
• Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
  Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he? Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo 1 bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya. Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p...
• Kuch sochu to tera khayal aa jata hai
  Kuch sochu to tera khayal aa jata hai, Kuch bolu to tera naam aa jata hai, Kab tak chupau dil ki baat, Uski har adaa par humko pyaar aa jata hai....
• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge
  Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge, patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge, jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame, maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge...
• Wash your face
  Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite....
• Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha
  Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh, Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon....
• Santa- Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat
  Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai...