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• Your network
  Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!...
• Mr Inside went
  Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr I...
• Its a nice feeling when
  Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someo...
• A couple wanted katna
  A couple wanted katna (Circumcision) of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording : THE CUTTING CEREMONY ...
• Wife to Doctor
  Wife to Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep What Should I give to cure him? Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake :D...
• Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya karo
  Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya karo, Jab dil chahe yaad kiya karo, Dushman nahi dost hai hum aapke, Hamara sms na aaye toh khud bhej diya karo!...
• Troubles as light as Air
  Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwa...
• Good resolutions are simply checks
  Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year...
• Diwali ka yeh pyara tyohar
  Diwali ka yeh pyara tyohar, Jivan mr laye khushiya apaar, Luxmi ji viraje aapke dwar, Shubkamna hamari kare sweekar.. Happy Diwali...
• Then make a place for me in ur HEART
  HI.. doing nothing?? Then make a place 4me in ur HEART. I may come there any time. . Ur faithfully "HEART ATTACK"...