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• The more you read
  The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best....
• Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte
  Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, Buzdil kabhi khulkar war nahi karte, Aur hum wo hai jo *Happy new year* ke liye January ka intzaar nahi karte....
• Teacher: Why did you laugh?
  Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. ...
• Ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai
  Ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai. Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gayi hai tum GUDDU ke pass so jao. Boy- nahi Aunty.. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon. Next mrng a hot girl...
• Girl: Don’t touch me, All that only after marriage.
  Girl: Don't touch me, All that only after marriage. Boy: Ok, then i will pay for ur shopping only after marriage. Girl: Lo ,ab main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya....
• Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..?
  Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..? Banta: Tu ek dum ullu hai, dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai..!! MBA bole toh- "MAI BHI ANNA" :)...
• RAAT Ke Bad SUBAH Ko Aana Hi Tha
  "RAAT" Ke Bad "SUBAH" Ko Aana Hi Tha, "GUM"  K Bad "KHUSHI"  Ko Aana Hi Tha, KYA Hua Agr Hm Late Ho Gaye, Pr  'HMARA'  "GuD Mrng" SMS To Aana Hi...
• Boy- if i kiss u & run
  Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think? Girl- i'll think Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya...
• Luv will fly if held too lightly
  Luv will fly if held too lightly. Love will die if held too tightly. How should I hold u. How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go......
• Thanku for touching my life
  Thanku for touching my life in ways u may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having frnds like u - A precious gift from God!...