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• FRENSHIP is crossed cheque of HAPPY
  FRENSHIP is crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/- When u feel upset n alone, Withdraw from my a/c. wen ur 2 happy, deposit in my Heart. Happy Friendship Day :D...
• Nice thought
  Nice thought: If u love someone, be brave to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them to be loved by someone else...
• You will go and find a frnd better than me
  You will go and find a frnd better than me.. i will not stop u.. but when he will leave u.. i would be there with u to say.. . . . . CHAL KARA LI NA BEZZATI.. Ab wapas aa ...
• Dabaang Style India-Pak Joke
  Dabaang Style India-Pak Joke Mohali main hum itane Chauke-Chakke marege ki... Pak Confuse Ho jayega Ki boundary kr es paar khda hona hai ya use paar! :D...
• Dedicated to all mothers
  Dedicated to all mothers She works 24 hours a day, She's a Mum, She's an Alarm Clock, A cook, A Maid, A teacher, A Nurse, A Comforter, She doesn't get holidays, Sick p...
• Wife: What is 10 years with me
  Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husbd:A second. Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husbd: A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husbd: Wait a sec!...
• True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest
  True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It doesn't show everything at once, but gives enough light for the next step to be safe. ...
• Smile is a source to win a heart
  Smile is a source to win a heart, Smile is a name of lovely mood, Smile create greatness in personality. So i wish you smile always in ur life.....
• Beautiful Phrase from Guru Granth Sahib
  Beautiful Phrase from Guru Granth Sahib: Teri Kismat da Likha Tere to Koi Le Nai sakda, Je Usdi Mehar ho Jaave te Tenu o v Mil jayega jo Tera ho Nai sakda....
• Aaj Fir shama Rang Layi hai
  Aaj Fir shama Rang Layi hai Aaj Fir Dil Me Rusvayi hai Aaj Fir Mere Sang Meri Tanhayi hai Kyuki Aaj Fir Mujhe Uski Yaad Aayi hai....