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• Who said english is easy
  Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupi...
• Happy Dhanteras and Diwali
  May d colorful festivities commencing with Dhanteras, Ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & Bring the shower of glory prosperity health & peace! Happy Dh...
• I am sorry to be smiling
  I am sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I am sorry that cupid has made his hit. I am sorry i love you, I can't help it...
• If dreamz
  If dreamz vrn"t dreamz n if dreamz cum true, I wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt......
• What would you do
  First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!...
• Difficulties in ur life doesn’t
  Difficulties in ur life doesn't come to destroy u, but to help u realisee your hidden potentia. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult. Gud Day...
• On the canvas of life
  On the canvas of life we often go off colour, but as long as people like u are there to add the right shades, life goes on to be a rainbow! Gud Morning....
• Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
  Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat ke bad, Thori si hansi her baat ke baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2012, 2011 ke baad. Wish u a Happy new year....
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
  When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife....
• Human Eat Sleep Work Enjoy
  Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy Pig=Eat+Sleep So Human=Pig+Work+Enjoy Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work Humans Who Dont Enjoy=Pig At Work So Enjoy Life.! :D...