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• Nine nice night
  Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through ...
• Aai aai Diwali aai
  Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali...
• Pehli waar sanu takeya tu Dil sada luteya tu
  Pehli waar sanu takeya tu Dil sada luteya tu Sanu ve tu maar na denvi Mein ke hai Pehli waar sanu takeya tu Dil sada luteya tu Sanu ve tu maar na denvi...!!...
• Hmesha Galat mat Samjho
  ,,, ( ".) < )'-- - . LL '. Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai ; ; ; >...
• Happy Karwa Chaut
  May The Sindoor, Testify Your Prayers, For Your Husband's Long Life. The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of, The Promises That Binds You. And The Color Of Mehndi, Prove The Depth Of...
• Din se roshan
  Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar hai.. meem se ...
• Always remember that
  Always remember that: 4 yrs 40 subjects 400 practicals 4000 assignments normal human being cant do this.. and the abnormal termed as 'ENGINEERS'...
• Bikhar Rahi Meri Raat UsSe Kehna
  Bikhar Rahi Meri Raat UsSe Kehna, Kabhi Mile To Ye Baat UsSe Kehna, Wo Saath Tha To Zamana Tha HmSafar, Ab Koi Nahi Mere Saath UsSe Kehna..!...
• Congrats Santa ji
  Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!...
• life is a hell when
  life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german ca...