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• You r requested to switch off ur phone!
  Dear custmer, u r requested to switch off ur phone to avoid burn injuries . . . As the Sender of dis msg is a Dam Hot Persnality..!! :twisted:...
• Santa Watching Star TV
  Santa Watching Star TV Break me advertise aya 'aap dekh rahe he' Star TV Santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu...
• Sometimes its dumb
  Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the opposite of what it is wise to be....
• A Poor man says Work is life
  A Poor man says WORK is life A Rich man says MONEY is life A Lover says LOVE is life But I Say MY Idiot friends are MY LIFE...
• Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht!
  Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai.... :roll: ...
• You can’t hug yourself
  You can't hug yourself... You can't cry on ur own shoulder... LIFE is all about living for One-Another... So live with those who LOVE you most!...
• I knockd at heaven’s door
  I knockd at heaven's door God said wt cn i do 4 u? FAVOUR i said Pls luv n protect & bless d 1 reading ds SMS He smiled & replied GRN...
• Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu
  Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda, Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda, Us Rab Naal Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji...
• Live 4 d person
  Live 4 d person ho dies 4u, Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u, Fight 4 d person ho protects u, n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!...
• COURT ORDER! Ur accused of
  COURT ORDER! Ur accused of crawling into my HEART, & hijacking my smiles with your care. Hw du plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY Better Half 4...