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• A baby monkey asks his father
  A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, Don't stress my son u should see the 1 who is reading this! :D...
• Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai
  Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, Hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, Humse pyar na karna e-zalim... Hum wo dard hain jo ankhose chalakte hain....
• Pearl of life
  Pearl of life: "Never hold yourself only responsible for any misfortune in life bcoz no single raindrop is ever alone responsible for any flood"...
• Many people will walk in
  Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart....
• Accident dekhne par Expressions
  Accident dekhne par Expressions Amrican: Oh my God Pakistani: Ya Allah Chines: Haiyaa African: O Lala Austrie: Got a hit Indian: Gaya sala ;)...
• 1 Nation, 1 Vision, 1 Identity,
  1 Nation, 1 Vision, 1 Identity, "No Nation is Perfect, It needs 2 b made perfect" Meri Pehchaan Mera India Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak 2 u All....
• Bless us Lord
  Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind, Teach us to be patient and always to be kind....
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  Ban ke ajnabi mile the, Zindgi ke safr mein, In yaadon ke lamho ko mitayenge nahi, Ager yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki to Wada hai hum bhi kabhi aapko bhulayenge nahi...
• Gamo ki dhup me kbhi jana na pade
  Gamo ki dhup me kbhi jana na pade, Palko ko kabhi bhigana na pade, Bin mange hi mile apko itna kuch ki, Dua k liye kabhi sar jhukana na pade!!...
• Girl: Don’t touch me, All that only after marriage.
  Girl: Don't touch me, All that only after marriage. Boy: Ok, then i will pay for ur shopping only after marriage. Girl: Lo ,ab main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya....