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• Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles
  Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles, For smiles can be given to any one, But tears are only shed for people we love! Happy Valentine's Day !...
• Always start your day with
  Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE....
• To see light
  to see light, look at sun.. to see love look at moon.. to see beauty, look at nature.. to see hope, look at future..but, to see all of this, look at t...
• Every sunset gives us one day less to live
  Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope for the best... Good Morning...
• Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
  Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho...
• Money say EARN melot
  Money say EARN melot, Time say PLAN melot, Flowr say LOVE me lot, Study say LEARN me lot, SMS say SEND me lot, And I say REMEMBR melot ...
• Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye
  Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye, Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye, Mera to yakeen hai, Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai, Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye....
• Betty baught a better Butter
  Betty baught a better Butter, but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make the bitter buttter better...
• Celebrate Gurpurab with your loved ones
  Celebrate Gurpurab with your loved ones, friends & family, & enjoy Guru Ji's Divine Love and Blessings.... HAPPY Guru Purub...
• Har phool apko armaan de
  Har phool apko armaan de, har subah aapko salam de, hum dua karte hain, aapka ek aansu bhi agar nikle, to khuda aapko us se dugani muskaan de.....