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• The worst way to miss
  The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them....
• GOD is so wise that
  GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!...
• May the festival of lights
  May the festival of lights encircle your life with immense Joy & Happiness. Success comes at your doorsteps. With these thoughts sending my warm wishes to you on Diwali & alway...
• Happy Gurpurab to all the Sikhs
  Happy Gurpurab to all the Sikhs & to everyone who is a well-wisher of the ideals of Sikhism.. ****************** HAPPY GURPYRAB ******************...
• Boy asks Girl
  Boy asks Girl- If u let me bite ur Boobs, I'll pay u Rs. 5 lacks Girl- ok! Boy starts to Lick & Suck Girl- U r Not going to Bite? Boy- No, Its too Expensive...
• Commerce professor asks, the students:
  Commerce professor asks, the students: What is the most important law of finance for starting business..? Freaky Replied: Father-in-Law..!!...
• Always smile
  Always smile Do U know Why?? Bcoz Haso! Jiyo! Muskurao! Khush raho! Kya Pata!! Kal ? ? Aage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!...
• har raat ke chand par hai noor aps
  har raat ke chand par hai noor apse. Har subha ki oas ko hai guroor apse. hum kehna to nahi chahte par mar jayenge reh kar door apse ...
• Spirit of Deepavali
  Paying respects to the gods, & decorating for them the thali, This is what the occasion is all about, This is the spirit of Deepavali...
• Today is Sorry Day
  Today is SORRY DAY So, Agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to ? ? ? Muje kya Lagne do hum ye din Nhi manate / / ./"L hudd hudd dabang dabbang!!...