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• Bathroom Singer
  Boy: Tum gana bahut achcha gaati ho. Girl: thanks but i'm just a bathroom singer. Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe!...
• After reading this sentence
  After reading this sentence You would realize that the the brain does not read the second 'the' Now u would read it again to see if its true!...
• 9 Lessons in life
  9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & ...
• Teacher: John, why are you so late?
  Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher: Bob, why are you also late ? Bob: i was also th...
• WAHEGURU Means
  WAHEGURU W = Wadda A = Aan-baan-shaan da rakha H = Har ik da sanjha E = Eko... ek G = Garibniwaz U = Utpati karan wala R = Rom rom wich wassan wala U = Uss ton wada koi ...
• I hate you, you hate me
  I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let"s do it....
• Principal- I tried ur number so many times
  Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off.. STUDENT said : ya... it's my CALLER TUNE Principal shock! Student Rock!...
• Wat did d CPU say
  Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices? A: You fill up my senses…...
• For the first time in d history of sms
  for the first time in d history of sms.. "3D" sms in ur mobile... See & enjoy...& remember, I sent it first to u.. D D D...
• This message is for adults only
  This message is for adults only.. Plz read only if you are above 18... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elections are coming Plz VOTE...!!...