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• Saathi sirf vo to nahin
  Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day....
• Driver: Laanat hai, raste mein ek bhi ped nahi hai
  Driver: Laanat hai, raste mein ek bhi ped nahi hai. Passenger: Waah! Paryavaran ka itna khayal? Driver- Oji Na. Gaadi ka Break Fail hai....
• Birth is Start of LIFE
  Birth is Start of LIFE Beauty is Art of LIFE Love is Part of LIFE Death is Last of LIFE But FRIEND-SHIP is HEART of LIFE....
• Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
  Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH...
• Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me kyu rakha jata hai
  Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai Socho socho nai pata Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki Abe ye to meri wali thi!...
• I wish to wish the
  I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish....
• 1 Heart Praying 4 U
  3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U, 1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U, 3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U, 4+3 = 7 Days in Week, I MISS U...
• Humne banaye Riste kese ho gaye
  Humne banaye Riste kese Ho gaye, Kbhi aapke Dost the aaj aise waise Ho gaye, Aate nahi aaj kal msg aapke lgta hai dost se pyare paise ho gaye!...
• Mallika Apne Boobs Bra mein kaise set karti hai?
  Mallika Apne Boobs Bra mein kaise set karti hai??? . . . . . . . . . Exactly .. Aise hi ... DABA DABAA ke...
• Tere hathon mitran
  Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal, Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke, Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni ...