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• A couple had 3 children naming NC MC ABC
  A couple had 3 children naming NC MC ABC Someone asked the meaning They told 1st - Natural Curiosity 2nd - Mutual Consent 3rd - Absolute Bloody Carelessness...
• Thanku mother for all that u do,
  Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i coul...
• Pyar wo nai jisme jeet ya haar ho
  Pyar wo nai jisme jeet ya haar ho, pyar wo nai jo har wakt tayar ho, pyar to wo hai jisme unke ane ka umeed na ho.. phir v intjar ho..!!...
• Brighten this season with your smile
  Brighten this season with your smile... spread cheer, spread laughter. Happy Diwali!...
• Kasur na unka hai na mera
  Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishto ki rasme nibhate rahe, Wo dosti ka ehsas jatate rahe, or hum.. Mohbbt ko dil me chupate rahe!...
• This van is loaded with
  l"l________ –/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI...
• KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
  KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega tumhara naam sabse phele aayega galti se bhi SMS mat karna varna oscar koi aur le jayega...
• Surely, it is much easier to respect a man
  Surely, it is much easier to respect a man who has always had respect, than to respect a man who we know was last year no better than ourselves, and will be no better next year...
• Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao?
  Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao? Boy: Mendak. Tec: 4 aur batao. Boy: Mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item. ...
• When I think about u
  When I think about u, A sweet smile appears on lips. When I remember the Movements along with u, They remain as a sweet memories 2me I Love U!...