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• Always have a compromising nature in ur life
  BEST WORDS: Always have a compromising nature in ur life, bcoz as world is round, everything that u let go will definitely come back to u again....
• Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
  Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie? ? ? ? ? Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye.....
• Hearts r many sweet hearts r rare.
  Hearts r many sweet hearts r rare. Lovers r many true love rare. Ur names r many but ur 1 & only 1 4me as special frnd. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY...
• Every time i miss you
  Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Be my Valentine!...
• Height 0f Begging
  Height 0f Begging A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board in Front of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins... Offer Notes... "...
• A nice thought
  A nice thought If someone hurts u ignore it, if u cant ignore forget it, if u cant forget laugh at it, if u cant laugh.. U DESERVE IT Think about it...
• It is the time when people choose to stop thinking about
  It is the time when people choose to stop thinking about the past and look forward to the future, with new hopes and aspirations. *Happy New Year*...
• Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar
  Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar, Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar, Mubaark Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar, Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar...
• Think of love as a card game
  Think of love as a card game: first, get rid of the jokers, throw away the hearts, keep the diamonds... then try to get calls a romance...
• If Titanic was made in India
  If Titanic was made in India 1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship 2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain ...