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• You are crossing the limits
  Judge- U r crossing the limits. Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai. Judge- How dare you call me saala? Lawyer- My Lord, I Said- Kaun 'Sa-Law' kehta hai?...
• LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day
  LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day... may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY....
• LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
  LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning!...
• Hath dosti ka deker wapas liya nahi jata
  Hath dosti ka deker wapas liya nahi jata, Is nazuk riste ko zakhum diya nahi jata, Sach bahut zalim hai ye duniya, Sasta hai sms fir bhi logo se kiya nahi jata...
• How do you expect me
  How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?...
• Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed Laga Rakhi hai
  Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed Laga Rakhi hai, Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi hai, Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen... Hum ne Kya MSG Ki ...
• Tell me five FERROUCIOUS
  Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers....
• Wash your face
  Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite....
• New Style Of Purposing A Girl
  New Style Of Purposing A Girl Dekho Me Nai Chahta K Mera Beta Bara Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Mare Muje Bura Lagega Tum Han Kaho To Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den...
• If one night you wake up
  If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you....