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• You are the most wonderful man I have ever met
  You are the most wonderful man I have ever met. You light up my life and I am always complete and happy when I am by your side I will love you forever. You put a smile in my hea...
• Come like a horse!
  COME LIKE A HORSE . . . . SIT LIKE A THIEF . . . . AND GO LIKE KING... . . . . This slogan was written on a TOILET DOOR :D...
• Pappu- Yaar Reliance ke har phone
  Pappu- Yaar Reliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai! Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukesh Anil :D...
• Khuda ne kaha apno se itna pyar matt kar
  Khuda ne kaha apno se itna pyar matt kar, Bahut dukh payega, Maine kaha ay khuda niche aake mere APNO se mil to sahi, Tu bhi upar jana bhool jayega...
• Apni hatheli se meri hatheli mila lena
  Apni hatheli se meri hatheli mila lena, Jab karna dua to use bhi utha lena, Jo khuda de khushi to apna hath aage karna, Jo de gam to meri hatheli badha dena...
• Girl- If U’ll Try To Kiss Me
  Girl: If U'll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi ...
• Jeende rahe tan milage lakh wari
  Jeende rahe tan milage lakh wari.. Mar gaye tan dilo bhulavi na.. Je rabb dur tere ton menu le gya.. O meto aya nahio jana bhulavi naa....
• 3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE
  3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE! TEEN:  Have time & energy but no money! YOUNG: Have money & energy but no time! OLD:  Have time & money but no energy!...
• Last night I lay
  Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... then i thought where the f**k is my roof...
• Kick off ur shoes
  Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake . Make ita a day, that's simply Great!!! Happ...