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• May you & your family be blessed
  On Diwali and in the coming year.. May you & your family be blessed with success, prosperity & happiness! HAPPY DEEPAWALI...
• koi pather sa na mara
  koi pather sa na mara mera dewana ko.. koi pather sa na mara mera dewana ko.. naya zamana ha atum bum sa aoraao sala ko......
• Night time is really the best time to work
  Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep . . ...
• There is a sign in the toilet
  There is a sign in the toilet of the ****change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again....
• A man was looking at a painting
  A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - ...
• There are 2 friends, namely See & Saw
  There r 2 frnds, namely see & saw. 1 Day see saw sea & saw didn't see. Sea see saw see & jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw in sea n saw saw sea in s...
• Dhoka diya tha jab usne mujhe
  Dhoka diya tha jab usne mujhe, Jindgi se main naraz tha, Phir socha usse dil se nikal du, Dekha to kambkth dil vi uske pas tha....
• I’m sure you’ve met my new
  I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years....
• New Year’s is a harmless annual institution
  New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions....
• People will always throw stones in your successful path
  People will always throw stones in your successful path. Now it depends on you what you make of it, A wall or a bridge. Remember, u are the architect of ur life....