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• One Heart touching line
  One Heart touching line- Ek arse baad mile toh mera naam puch liya usne. Bichhadte waqt Jisne kaha tha tumhari bahut yaad aayegi ..!! :(...
• Without love u are not sure if there is a tomorrow
  Without love u are not sure if there is a tomorrow, but bcoz of d love u have 4 me i'm 100% sure that I'll have a tomorrow & my tomorrow will always b with u!...
• Jis din band karle humne ankhe
  Jis din band karle humne ankhe, kai ankho se us din ansu barsenge, jo kahte hai ke hum bahut tang karte hai hum, wahi humari ek shararat ko tarsenge....
• When things go wrong
  When things go wrong.. when sadness fills ur heart.. when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things 1—GOD 2—ur parents 3—my sincere prayers.. GOOD LUCK & God ble...
• When I Was Alone
  When I Was Alone I Miss U Most When I Stay With Others I Know the Value of U When Ur With Me I Would Like 2 Miss This Whole World...!...
• eXams are there
  eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE...
• To accomplish great things
  To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam....
• Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can”
  Yesterday i named my Wifi "hack if you can" . . . . . . . . . Today when i woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted"...
• Aaj mosan mein ajib se baathai
  Aaj mosan mein ajib se baathai bekabo se humare khayalat hai ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori karna paap hai ...
• Boy ne jab girlfriend ki panty utaari!!
  Boy ne jab girlfriend ki panty utaari toh usme hariyali nazar aayi. Darr ke usne pucha- Yeh kya hai? Girl- Oh shit yaar, main mooli nikalna hi bhool gayi!...