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• Socha tha ki wo Bahut Toot kar Chahegi Humain
  Socha Tha Ki Wo Bahut Toot Kar Chahegi Humain Lekin Ye Kya Sitam Hua 'Socha' Bhi Hum Ne 'Chaha' Bhi Hum Ne Aur 'Toot' Bhi Hum Hi Gaye..!!...
• Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe
  Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe. Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae.. Santa Rokar- Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta..! ...
• Kuch bachpan ki Yaadain
  Kuch bachpan ki Yaadain Ajj mangal war hai, Totte ko bhukhar hai, Totta geya doctor de, Doctor ne lai sue, Totta krda uie uie uie....
• Its not that you stop smiling as you grow old
  Its not that you stop smiling as you grow old. The real thing is you grow old Because you stop smiling :) ...
• TU HAIN MUJME SHAMIL
  TU HAIN MUJME SHAMIL MERE KHUN KI TARAH TERA TASAWWARE JIKR BHI KARU KIS TARAH CHAHE DOOR SAHI LEKIN TU HAIN IS DUNIYA MAIN TERI UMMID REHTE HUAE MAIN MARU KIS TARAH...
• Why do we close our eyes when we pray
  Why do we close our eyes when we pray, When we cry, When we miss someone we love, Bcoz most beautiful things in life r not seen bul felt by heart....
• Smile
  SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling....
• An icing can make a cake so sweet
  An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi...
• If ur awake
  If ur awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much....
• Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hai
  Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain. Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzar jate hain . . . . . . . Yaha!! Bachpan ki baat ho ra...