3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE!
TEEN: Have time & energy but no money!
YOUNG: Have money & energy but no time!
OLD: Have time & money but no energy!
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- Bol tenu LOHRI te ki uphar deya
Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Bike, Bullet, Ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya!... - Time can steal anything from u
Time can steal anything from u.
Ur loved ones
UR victory
UR Belongings
UR love
But it cannot steal two Things
Ur
FAITH & CONFIDENCE.... - Girl to Boy: Kya kar rahe ho!
Girl: Kya kar rahe ho.
Boy: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Girl: Kitni mari.
Boy: 5, 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl: Kaise pata.
Boy: 3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par
... - Why do we need close friends
Why do we need close friends when we have so many friends around us?
A great writer said:
There r many gases in the air but we still need Oxygen.
Hi OXYGEN!... - Save water at holi
Save water at holi..
Aye khuda aaj to rehem kar de,
Mere dost aaj nhi reh payenge,
Lagwa de kisi ladki ke haatho inhe rang,
Ye kamine pure saal nhi nahayenge....
Happy Holi ;... - Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.... - Jindagi mein kabhi kisi se pyar na karna
Jindagi mein kabhi kisi se pyar na karna,
Agar ho jaye to inkar na karna,
Nibha sako to aage kadam badhana,
Warna yu hi kisi ki jindagi barbad na karna.... - Though my sms r FEW
Though my sms r FEW
Yet my Heart
is TRUE
I got many frnz
NEW
Bt not as Sweet
as U..
I Nvr remembr U..
Coz i Nvr 4get U..
But i think U do..!! ... - Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth
Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,
Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test ... - I define good morning sms
I define good morning sms as de
way of asking how was ur 9t
& de delivery of wishes 4 a
brand new day. Good morning....
11 Responses to “3 STUPID STAGES OF LIFE”
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII RA
By RAKESH on Feb 7, 2010
A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no:
when dialed
it showed.
.
.
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TIME PASS NO.8 – calling…………………….buyyyy
By PREETI on Feb 7, 2010
HAI,, Friend’s here i send u some sms/jokes just for you———
1.—-In my life i learned
How 2 love,
How 2 smile,
How c be happy,
How 2 b strong,
How 2 work hard..
But I didn’t learn how 2 forget a frnd like u
2.—–Every LOOK is SMILE
Every MESSAGE is like KISS
But wen u TALK to me
Remember this
My DAY is filled with HAPPINESS
so spare urself n keep in touch
3.—-SMILE- Richness of ur face
LOVE- Richness of ur heart
HAPPY- Richness of ur mind
FRIENDSHIP- Richness of ur life
Be happy, smile always
GOODNIGHT
4.—-Tears are more truthful than Smile!
Because,
One can smile infront of Everyone,
But One wil cry only infront of One who is special to them!
BY PREETI
By PREETI on Feb 7, 2010
hi
how are you
plz
your full name
and asl
By @na$ on Feb 8, 2010
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the,
phir yuhi miltay chale gaye,
hume too unhe aapna dost banana tha
magar woh too hamare dil
ki dhadkan bante chale gaye.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS……….
By PREETI on Feb 8, 2010
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the,
phir yuhi miltay chale gaye,
hume too unhe aapna dost banana tha
magar woh too hamare dil
ki dhadkan bante chale gaye.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS……….
By kk on Feb 9, 2010
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
By PREETI on Feb 9, 2010
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…………………naughty….girl…………………..
By refaz on Feb 9, 2010
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………………….friends…………………………………
By refaz on Feb 9, 2010
a joke 4 u frndssssssssssssssssss…….
sad .story ………..2 choozon kopyar ho jata ha..jab dono bade ho jate ha tounko pta chlta ha k dono murgay hay …………moral….kachi umar ka pyar na aar na paar………………………………………………………………………….
By refaz on Feb 9, 2010
nice story REFAZ
By PREETI on Feb 9, 2010