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• Santa ne underwear dho ke
  Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga....
• Height of misunderstanding
  Height of misunderstanding: A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before!!...
• Forget abt D past you
  Forget abt D past you cant change it, Forget abt d future You cant predict it Forget abt d present I dint get you one Happy birthday!!!...
• Jiske talash hai use pata he nahi
  Jiske talash hai use pata he nahi, Meri chahat ko unhone smjha he nahi, Hum puchte rahe ke humse pyar hai, Wo kahte hain ke hamein kuch pata hi nahi....
• Good Friendz r like Tom & Jerry
  Good Friendz r like Tom & Jerry.. Sometimes small Fights & craps keeps them apart, but they always come back together to run a long episode....
• Do you know your 1 smile can
  Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling....
• Naye saal aaye banke ujale
  Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year....
• Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man
  Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man. and Men are so simple, they want the same thing from every woman..!!...
• Love is the happiness of today
  Love is the happiness of today, And promise of tomorrow, so this warm note comes to you, to say that live life with a heart full of love. Happy Promise Day...
• Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gye
  Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye, Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath, 1-1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye......