This DOG is one act of MONKEY
the best FOX ways to CROW make u RAT smile 
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- Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai
Maine ek Dr. se puchha...
"Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai"
Fantastic jawab mila:-
Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai :D... - Brother Sister Funny Sms
UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: hey! hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: Yes! who r u?
HE: Tera bhai.. ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
... - LIKHAN WALEYA TU
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE... - Tumahri pant pichese phati hui hai
Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy... - Be humble to everyone
Even a gold medal winner gets his medal only when he bows:
Down
BE HUMBLE TO EVERYONE... - Kabhi kisi ka sath mat chodna
Kabhi kisi ka sath mat chodna,
Ye sochker ki uske pas kuch nahi hai,
tumhe dene ke liye..
Bas ye sochkr uska sath nibhana ki uske pas
kuch nahi hai tumhare siva khone ke liye..... - 1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka daalne bank gaya
1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka daalne bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai,
Takdeer me jo hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up bhosdiwalo koi apni Jagah se nahi hilega
Cashier se-
Apne k... - GUY- If I could see you naked
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.... - Aapko dekhne ki hasrat ho rahi hai
Aapko dekhne ki hasrat ho rahi hai,
aapse is kadar chahat ho gayi hai,
aap milo ya na milo humse,
par hume aapko dil mein rakhne ki aadat ho gai hai... - Always smile
Always smile
Do U know Why??
Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata!!
Kal
?
?
Aage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!...
3 Responses to “This DOG is one act of MONKEY”
maa ki lodi tune duniya ko chutiya banane ka theka le rakha hai kya……..
aaja darling teri saari confusion door kar deta hoon…
By NAAG on Nov 19, 2009
this is ammasing
By siddharth on Jan 26, 2010
Hey Bitch I Fuck U what the Hell is this come on join my
sex party i FUCK u in you’r Asshole .
By Your_Dad on Mar 24, 2010