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• Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao?
  Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao? Boy: Mendak. Tec: 4 aur batao. Boy: Mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item. ...
• SANTA BANTA GOES FOR
  SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS "DASTAK"...
• An Airplane is Always Safe at Ground
  An Airplane is Always Safe at Ground But It's not Made for That. So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks in Life to Achieve Great Pleasure...
• Sit study and keep your cell switched off
  SIT STUDY & KEEP YOUR CELL SWITCHED OFF . . . . . . . The above stunts are performed by highly trained & skilled professionals under controlled environment...
• Baba ji ka mela laga hai
  Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja...
• Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health
  Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!...
• A Sex expert was once asked
  A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants ...
• Cute lines by a child yo his mother
  Cute lines by a child yo his mother- Mom u know what? I love u more than u love me, Mom- How can u tell this Son- bcoz u have 2 children but i have only 1 mother...
• Mere dil me pyar ki pyas rehne do
  Mere dil me pyar ki pyas rehne do. in nigaho mein teri aas rehne do. Tumne sab kuch to mujhse cheen liya. Ik yaad hai usse to paas rehne do....
• Naak aesi ho
  ))))) ( c ‘o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘==o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘===o ‘:.,-’ ))))) ( c ‘=======o ‘:.,-’ Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)...