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• That awkward moment
  That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call and . . . . . . They call you from someone else's phone And you answered it....
• A notice in a factory for girl workers
  A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work" ...
• 2 pal ki zindgi u hi beet jaegi
  2 pal ki zindgi u hi beet jaegi, raat k baad subah ayegi, ager khaas logo ki yaad satayegi, to kasam se apki yaad sabse pahle ayegi....
• May the joy and peace of Christmas
  May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas...
• I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA
  I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA & pray to God 4ur prosperous life, May u find all the love of life, may ur all dreams come true. HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI!...
• Aapka dukh seh nahi sakte
  Aapka dukh seh nahi sakte, Par majboor hain kuch keh nahi sakte, Hamare aansu pakad kar dekho, Wo bhi kehte hain ki hum aap bin reh nahi sakte...
• Apun wishing you a wonderful,
  Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ...
• Love isn’t a decision
  Love isn't a decision, It's a feeling. If we could decide who to love then, Life would be much simpler, But then less magical...
• Every Tear is a sign of Commitment
  Every Tear is a sign of COMMITMENT, Every silent mode is a sign of ATTACHMENT, Each sms of mine is sign of REMEMBRANCE. ...
• Patni to Pati
  PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain. PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!! ...