Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
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4 Responses to “Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao”
Teacher: Jawani aurBudhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”k numbers hote hai,Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
dis is mast boss bilkul desi beats……ek dum JHAAKASSSSSSSSSssssssssss
By amit on Sep 25, 2009
Hi friend . Very nice & lovely one.
By SUNIL on Nov 9, 2009
kagaj humare pass hai kalam humare pass hai likhe to kaise likhe yei dil tumare pass hai
By devendra on Nov 14, 2009
What does hakeem mean?
By Amit ka lavda on Dec 5, 2009