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• Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
  LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! ...
• LOVE is a challenge
  LOVE is a challenge ......so accept it LOVE is a game ........play it BUT LOVE is also slow poision...
• My Dear Brother is one
  My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you....
• Lafzon ki hansi aap ke nam kar denge
  Lafzon ki hansi aap ke nam kar denge, Har khushi aap par qurban kar denge, Jis din hogi kami hamari dosti me, Uss din zindagi maut ke naam kar denge...
• What the heart gives
  What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day....
• Munn Bhai- College ka fulform kya hota he
  Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit? Circuit: Boleto bhai, C-come O-on L-love L-lets E-every G-girl E-every day Bhai!! ...
• Patni to Pati
  PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain. PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!! ...
• Be good enough to forgive someone
  Golden rule of life: Be good enough to forgive someone.. But Don't be a stupid to trust them again..!!...
• Girl to a tattoo artist
  Girl to a tattoo artist- How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..? Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion.... but girraffe is free..!! ...
• Woh khud nahi jante woh kitne pyare hai
  Woh khud nahi jante woh kitne pyare hai Jaan hai humari aur jaan se pyare hai Logo k kehne se kya hota hai Woh kal bhi humare the woh aaj b humare hai...