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• Wife: Aapne to bola tha ki without reason no drinking,
  Wife: Kyun ji, Aapne to bola tha ki without reason no drinking, Abhi why drinking..? Husband: Darling Deepavali is coming na rocket fodne ke liye bottle chahiye na...
• Haapy New Year
  **Haapy New Year 2012** Kyonki Kaviraj Kabirji ne Kaha hai Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab, Network busy ho jayega, Wish Karega Kab!!!...
• Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
  Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . . Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari. Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :D...
• One Heart touching line
  One Heart touching line- Ek arse baad mile toh mera naam puch liya usne. Bichhadte waqt Jisne kaha tha tumhari bahut yaad aayegi ..!! :(...
• Na din acha hai, Na haal acha hai
  Na din acha hai, Na haal acha hai... Kisi jogi ne kaha ye saal acha hai.. Maine pucha wo kab chahega mujhe meri tarha, Bus muskura ke keh diya sawal achcha hai...
• Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho
  Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho....
• Awesome Moment When You Get!
  That Awesome Moment When You Get.. A Good Grade For A Test You Didn't Study For & Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You & You Realize It Was Just A Dream.....
• Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao
  Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..! :D...
• A baby dog asks mama dog
  A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"...
• In my past life
  In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend... couldnt ask for anyt...