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• Interviewer: What is Recession?
  Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', That Critical Phase of Life is called Recession!!...
• Sohniye tu Sohni vaang
  Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae, par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae, oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir, saade layi ...
• Lips does not Join when We say LOVE
  Lips does not Join when We say LOVE. Try saying it. Its the sign of Distance. But when We say FRIENDSHIP. Lips will join. Its the Sign of Togetherness ....
• Google maybe the most powerful search engine but
  FUNNY JOKE Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can't search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple :D...
• Our siblings. They resemble
  Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relati...
• Love me but, leave me not
  Love me but, leave me not, Kiss me but, miss me not, Hit me but, hate me not, Remember me but, forget me not. HAPPY NEW YEAR…....
• Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam
  Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam, Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono, Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam...
• Jab kabhi ham aapko call na kar sake
  Jab kabhi ham aapko call na kar sake Sms na kar sake, Mis cal bi na de paye To samaj lena ki "SMS" KI DUNIYA KA "BADSHA" AARAM FARMA RAHEN HAI.. :) Have a Nice Day...
• Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you
  Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me. Husband: Of course they must be smart, thats why they escaped from you....
• Dekhi meri yaari
  .+" "I" "+. ". wish ." "+.U.+" Very Very %"*"*"*"*"% % HAPPY % % DIWALI % %"*"*"*"*"% Dekhi meri yaari Humne sabse pehale Baazi maari....