Sms Jokes

Celebrate the victory of the forces of Good over Evil

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• Valentine- Which colour u think suits me?
  White- Silent Blue- Cool Red- Reserved Pink- Lovely Violet- Naughty Brown- Isolated Orange- Hot Black- Smart Grey- Talkative Which colour u think suits me? Reply soon My...
• Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge
  Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge, Koshish yahi rahegi apko nhi satayenge, Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna, Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge...
• When you are in love with someone
  When you are in love with someone, you have no need to say good-bye, because you are always in each others heart, there forever staying. ...
• Don’t waste your affection to WRONG person
  Don't waste ur affection to WRONG person who is not responding.. But Don't miss to keep ur affection to the RIGHT person who respects it.....
• Excuse me, do u have
  Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you....
• A shower of blessngs
  (>-<) ( Ö, ) (,,)\(,,) 4 U! . .J * (>-<) * . * . * ("( Ö, )") * . * . *'.( \ )/ * . * . * * . .J * . * . * A shower of blessngs....
• I saw my Wife going
  santa: "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did u follow them inside?" "No yaar," replied santa "I had already SEEN the Movie !"...
• Imagine life without Girls
  Imagine life without Girls... All theater silent, The police at rest. Mobile companies in loss. Gift shop in loss & All boys were university TOPPER.... :)...
• Khwab Ban Ke Apki Ankho mE SmAnA hai
  Khwab Ban Ke Apki Ankho mE SmAnA hai, Dwa Ban Ke Apka Har DaRd MitAnA hai, HasiL Hai MujE ZmAnE Bar Ki KhushiA, Par SaNaM Apka PyAr BaNkr Apko PaNa hai....
• Judge- U Rape this english girl?
  Judge: U Rape this english girl?? Santa: Oye Judge Saab!! Tussi iska naam Puchoge to Tussi bhi Iska Rape kar doge.. Judge: Whats ur name lady?? Lady: Merry Marlow :D...