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• Sari umar aankho mein ek sapna yaad raha
  Sari umar aankho mein ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha, Jane kya baat thi us dosti me, Sari mehfil bhul gaye.. wo dostana yaad raha!...
• Definition of a Holiday
  Definition of a Holiday: A Holiday is a Day when a Man stops doing what His Boss wants & starts doing what His Wife wants..!! Have a Nice Weekend :D...
• Long after our anniversary
  Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!...
• Oye, maar gayay yaar
  MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. ...
• Parwah karne waLe aksar ruLa jate hai
  Parwah karne waLe aksar ruLa jate hai, Apna keh kar paraya kar jate hai, Wafa jitni bhi karo koi fark nahi padta.. MUJHE MAT CHHORNA keh kar khud chhor jate hai....
• m going to give fresh flowers 4 u
  m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter....
• In life there are 5 things u should never lose
  In life there r 5 things u should never lose Character Self respect Hope Heart . . . & . Well U know my name So Be My Valentine :D...
• Some beautiful lines Just 4u
  Some beautiful lines Just 4u - - - - - - - = = = = = = = _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " " " " " " " Nice Na..? :)...
• Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
  Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga. ...
• A ki biwi B
  A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada G G ki biwi K K ki beti T So what relationship do A n T share?...