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• Judge- y did u attack tat young man
  Judge- y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!...
• Smile is the 2nd best thing
  Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.....
• U hav a compute addiction wen u
  U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend's homepage. Ur dog has its own website. And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!...
• Isko kehte hai saaf suthra Sms!
  Isko kehte hai...             Saaf suthra Sms! ...
• Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4u
  Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! *HAPPY NEW YEAR*...
• You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
  You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, Don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere! :D...
• Sbzi teri ho handi meri ho wah wah
  Sbzi teri ho handi meri ho wah wah C.N.G teri ho Gari meri ho wah wah Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se shadi meri ho Ab bol wah wah...
• Lady Teacher- Batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai?
  Lady Teacher- Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai? Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega, Nahi pehenogi to kachori.....
• On This Blessed Night
  On This Blessed Night, May The Jingling of Churis, Fill Your Life With Good Luck, The Twinkling Of Payal, Announce Your Love For Him, HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH...!!...
• Between a 100000 yesterdays
  Between a 100000 yesterdays & a 100000 tomorrows, There is only one today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being suh a lovely frnd .. Good Morning .....