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• My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell
  GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend's number from my cell..!! FRIEND: So what's next? GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister....
• Aaj kisi duwa ki kami hai
  Aaj kisi duwa ki kami hai, Tabhi to hamari ankho mein nami hai, Koi to hai jo bhul gaya hamein, Par hamare dil mein unki jagah to wahi hai...
• Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi har samay khoob saara Make-up laga kar ghume toh samjo
  Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi har samay khoob saara Make-up laga kar ghume toh samjo . Ki . Uska Mobile Phone 3G hai :D...
• Duniya mein aakele aaye hai
  Duniya me aakele aaye hai, Akele hi jayenge, Laye hai yaade, Yaade hi dekar jayenge, Per yaade bhi aisi de jayenge, Ke umar bhar hum aapko yaad aayenge...
• Cute Son: mom, who is girlfriend?
  Cute son Son: mom, who is girlfriend? Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one. Son: if i didn't become good? Dad: then you will have many....
• Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!
  Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!! Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu. Pinki- Kaise!! Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.....
• Ek Do Teen Char Ganapathi Ki Jay Jay Kaar
  Ek Do Teen Char Ganapathi Ki Jay Jay Kaar Paanch Chai Saat Aaath Ganapati Hai Sabke saath Happy Ganesh Chaturthi...
• Happy Women’s Day
  Practice makes Man Perfect.. Then what about Woman..? ? ? Any Guess...?? Woman is Born Perfect. ;) Girls Rock… :-( Happy Women's Day….....
• Jab Girlfriend ho akeli
  Sex karo daily jab girlfriend ho akeli, Jab girlfrnd na ho akeli, to ragdo uski saheli, Jab na mile uski saheli, to "Jindabad Hatheli" BUT ENJOY DAILY...
• In a party a handsome guy asked a Girl
  In a party a handsome guy asked a Girl, Ru going to dance? She felt so happy & said yes Guy said- Thats Good, So can i have ur chair? :D...