Men: Batao hinduon k bhagwan ki zaban Kyu bahar hoti hai,
Kid: Bhai jab aap 5 rupay ka haar daal k 50 lakh rupe mangogay to zaban he bahar aaye gi na! 
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Hum wo nahi jo dil tod denge,
thaam ker haath sath chod denge,
hum dosti karte hai pani or machli ki tarah,
juda karna chahe koi to hum dum tod denge... - Agar afsos hai ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta
Agar afsos hai
Ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta,
To 1 kam karo
1 ghante toilet me beth jao
Koi na koi bahar apka intzar zarur krega :D... - Happy Makar Sankranti
Look Outside…
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!... - Hearts Receive Love
Hearts receive
L=O=V=E
Minds receive
W=I=S=D=O=M
Hands receive
G=I=F=T=S
You receive my
w=i=s=h=e=s
HAPPY DEWALI... - A girl may not help u to get lot of marks
A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
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So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
-BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE.... - Good FRIENDS Care for each Other
Good FRIENDS Care for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
& TRUE Friends Stay forever...
beyond words,
beyond time..... - Zindage me aapki Ahmiyat bata nahi sakte
Zindage me aapki Ahmiyat bata nahi sakte,
dil me apki jagah dikha nahi sakte,
kuch riste anmol hote he,
is se zyada aapko samjha nahi sakte... - God gave u 2 legs to walk
God gave u 2 legs to walk,
2 hands to hold,
2 ears to hear,
2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u ... - Brilliant Boy went to girl home with a rose to propose her
Brilliant Boy went to girl home with a rose to propose her.
He pressed calling bell.
But her Dad opened the door
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Boy: Uncle Please Support ANNA HAZARE :D... - Psychology of life:
Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as 'GOD'
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed...
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