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• Teacher: Why did you laugh?
  Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. ...
• New Style of Purposing A Girl
  New Style of Purposing A Girl Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta Bara Hokar Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare Muje Bura Lagega Tum Han Kaho To Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!...
• Ek din jab hua ishq ka ehsas unhe
  Ek din jab hua ishq ka ehsas unhe, Wo hamre pas aakar pure din rote rahe, Aur hum bhi itne khudgarz nikle yaro, Ke ankhein band kar kr kafan me sote rahe.....
• Kaash Padhai bhi Pyar jaisi hoti!
  Kaash Padhai bhi Pyar jaisi hoti! ? ? ? ? ? Jo apne aap hi ho jati...!! ;)...
• Dimag hay To Jawab do
  Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???...
• Republic Day Ascii Sms
  ==--..__..-=-._. !!==--..__..-=-._; !!==--..@..-=-._; !!==--..__..-=-._; !! !! !! VANDEMATARAM HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY...
• Jabse tumse dosti ki hai
  Jabse tumse dosti ki hai Mera Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Sham ko Khate waqt Pite waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt bahut bura haal hai coz i miss u lot...
• When daylight turns
  When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!...
• Yaad karne mein aur yaad aane mein bada farq hai
  Yaad karne mein aur yaad aane mein bada farq hai dear, Yaad hum unhe karte hai jo humare apne hai, aur Yaad hum unhe aate hai jo hume apna samajte hai,...
• 3 College Rules
  3 College Rules: 1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping. 2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow. 3) Keep the college clean.... So always be Absent....