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• Ek callgirl ka Janaza nikla to use dekh ek aadmi bola
  Ek callgirl ka Janaza nikla to use dekh ek aadmi bola Chalo achha hua akhir aapas mein dono mili to sahi. Dusre ne pucha kaun dono? Aadmi ne kaha USKI TANG....
• FREEDOM IN THE MIND
  FREEDOM IN THE MIND FAITH IN THE WORDS PRIDE IN OUR SOULS LETS SALUTE, THE NATION ON IT'S "63'rd INDEPENDENCE DAY" *VANDHE MATHARAM*...
• I know its ur birthday 2day
  I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SM...
• I really deeply wish tat u r
  I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark...
• As days go by
  As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night...
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  l----l- l       '.o l       /l\   Faansi l        JL _l_ Aah v tere vangu sms ni karda c, TANG TA....Hun ki salah ae? Jaan pyari aa ya balance..?...
• Rishte tod deti hai GF
  Rishte tod deti hai GF, Insan ko tanha ker deti hai GF, Na aane dena dil ke paas kbi inko, Kyu ki dil se dhadkano ko juda kr deti hai GF GF = GALAT FAHMI ;)...
• Don’t get upset with little jerks in life
  Don't get upset with little jerks in life because life is a road and problem are like speed breakers they save us from big accident so enjoy the life...
• Luv will fly if held too lightly
  Luv will fly if held too lightly. Love will die if held too tightly. How should I hold u. How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go......
• It only takes a minute
  It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone...