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New! SMS Jokes & Shayari

Father’s Day Funny SMS Jokes, Don’t answer any calls

Please don’t answer any calls
from unknown numbers today.

It could be your glorious past
trying to wish you Happy Fathers Day. 😜 😝

Funny SMS Joke, Boy to Dadaji

Boy- Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?

Dadaji- Beta Itihas

Boy- Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he

Dadaji- abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!! 😜 😝

Funny SMS, Ek aadmi marriage bureau me

Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai

mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai. kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?

lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?

Man: Haan! us se hi number dial kiya. 😝 😎

Santa SMS Joke, Santa to Wife

Santa, Gehri Soch Me..

Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Wife: Kya?

Santa: Yehi Ke, ‘AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS’ 😳😝😝😝

Sunny Leone SMS Joke, Doctor, aajkal

Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.

Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..???

Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka !! 😜 😝 😂 😂

Funny SMS Joke, Maggi Band Hone ke Pehle

Duniya me 2 ✌ kaam bahut ache hue

Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle padhai complete hogyi
.
.
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya 😍 😍 😍

Doctor Patient SMS Joke, Your Liver

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?

This is called…

Positive Thinking…😜

Punjabi Shayari, Aakhiya De kolo

Aakhiya De kolo Sada Reh sajna,
Assi Lakh War Tak Ke Vi Nahi Rajna,
Mukhra Na Mori Sada Zor Koi Na,
Kade Chaad Ke Na Javi Sada Hor Koi Na.

CID SMS JOke, ACP to Daya

ACP: Daya mujhe pehle se hi shak tha is maggi par.. 🍝

Daya: Wo kaise sir..?

ACP: Ek to female…
Aur upar se ✌ min me Taiyar!!
Kuch to gadbad hai daya 😂😂

Attitude SMS, Kam to hum HERO wala karte hai

Kam to hum 😎 HERO 😎 wala karte hai..

Bas ‘Tarika’ or ‘Tevar..
Hamare villain wale hai..!!

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