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Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le. :D




Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni

Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!




A female secretary got an expensive pen

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot

Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.




Women can wear all Men’s items like

Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt, pant, jeans, lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!

Guess what?

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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly. :D
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!




Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak

Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..

Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan. :D




Sona chahta hun par nind nahi aati hai

Sona chahta hun par nind nahi aati hai,
Badal badal ke karwate yunhi raat guzar jati hai,
Kar bhi pyar ka izhar ya jaane jigar,
Akhir kyon tu mujhe itna tadpati hai.




Tut gaye hai ham kisi apne ke jane se

Tut gaye hai ham kisi apne ke jane se,
Gam-e-judai me ab dil ko rulate nahi,
Ud jaye gar parinde pinjre se,
Laut kar kabi wo waps aate nahi.




Mohabbat se wo dekhte hain sabhi ko

Mohabbat se wo dekhte hain sabhi ko,
Bas hum par kabhi ye inayat nahi hoti,
Main to sheesha hu tutna meri fitrat hai,
Esliye muje pattharo se koi sikayat nahi hoti.




A new way of proposing.

A new way of proposing..

Boy: Is Your Name Google?

Girl: No! Why?

Boy: Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4.




Dard ki har ek had se gujar gaya hu main

Dard ki har ek had se gujar gaya hu main,
fir na kabhi simtunga yu bikhar gaya hu main,
maut bhi nahi aati ab to ruh ke nikalne se bhi..
saans mujhme baaki hain fir bhi mar gaya hu main.