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New! SMS Jokes & Shayari

Funny SMS Joke, Anuskha – World Cup 2015

Sita – Ramayan

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Draupati – Mahabharat

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Anuskha – World Cup 2015

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Udas Shayari SMS, Koi toh puche kyu udas hu

Koi toh puche kyu udas hu main,
Koi toh ho jis ke liye khas hu main,
Ye zindgi gamo ka ek samunder hai,
Aur lagta hai ki us samunder ki pyaas hu main.

Musafir Shayari SMS, Naa karna kabhi pyaar

Naa karna kabhi pyaar Kisi musafir se,
Unka thikaana bahut Door hota hai,
Woo bewafa to nahi Hote hain,
Par ek din unka jana Zaroor hota hai….!!

Funny SMS Joke, Boy to Girl

*Shaadi dot com chats*
Boy – khana bana leti ho
Girl – nahi
Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu!! :D

Funny Girls Boys SMS joke, Ladke ne Ladki ko

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari

Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..

Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!! ;) :D

Funny SMS Joke, Girl ATM pe

Girl ATM pe Pappu se..

Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do plz..

Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.
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Pappu: tera balance to bahot kharab hai!! :D

Funny ABCD SMS Jokes & Messages

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don’t Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .

J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

April Fool Shayari, Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.

April Fool Shayari, Aisa dostana hamara

Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.

April Fool Shayari, Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.

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