A friend asks SANTA

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
SANTA goes 2 a hotel
& after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, pills
but start washing the basin Manager:
What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, ailment thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

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